Friday, August 24, 2007

Twisted Soliloquies

Enigmatic antagonist. Sociopathic wallflower. Discontent and the gummy remains of your chewed soul. Anti-heroes. The fog of war. The slim of your waste. The shape of your face. Low grade pyrotechnics in your quiver. The shiver in your arms. warmth of your legs. Dying by the sword. Living like a feather. Push the pedal. Pull the pin. Ambiguity trumps certainty.



And the pain of my absence; let it be balmed by the uncanny sense of humor. The excerpts from my ramblings today:


adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
what kinda gay metrosexual toe sucking fool goes to a JAZZ fest
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
what were you hoping to achieve? hook up with old black bassists or frail ginger vimen
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
or no vimen at all.
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
*makes this part of the caht blogworthy*
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
*except for that typo*
Aliph says:
wot u have on ur mind
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
i want to kill everyone around me
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
and speed up the net
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
.
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
thats one
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
.
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
i want to kill david chase and get all the alternate endings for sopranos
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
thats two
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
.
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
i want everything ever made on dvd except maybe MASH at my place
Aliph says:
Msg 512, Level 16, State 1, Line 1
Subquery returned more than 1 value. This is not permitted when the subquery follows =, !=, <, <= , >, >= or when the subquery is used as an expression.
Aliph says:
getting this stupid error
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
oh THAT
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
just replace the < with $% anbd add 9 .*) to the quation which makes it <=1 = !
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
DUH
Aliph says:
very smart
Aliph says:
...................................NOT
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
layyymmeee
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
man
Aliph says:
from the wise words of BORAT
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
that was good sopranos article
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
i hated borat
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
i thought it was the most stupid pointless unfunny movie ever made
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
.
Aliph says:
VARY NYCEEEEEEEEE
Aliph says:
how much?
adiL / the shepherd of my despair says:
THERE I SAID IT



Recommended Reading: This Great Sopranos Article - The Long Con

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