20 ways to kill Smiley...

I recently (re)discovered these scribbles I did back in first year of med skool... i'm thinking the year 2000. Sheesh. This was probably done in class. Notice how the art gets hasty and less detailed as the period progresses. Pretty intense and disturbing. Heh.

20 WAYS TO KILL SMILEY

by Adil Salik

Ye’ Old Gun-Shot 

Commentary/Result: You more or less blow his brains out and paint the wall in yellow splattered goo...

Ye’ Samurai Slashing Sword 

Commentary/Result: Not too messy, highly effective. Clean, sweet, very anime-inspired...

Ye’ Old kick-in-the-face

Commentary/Result: Ofcourse these are repeated no holds barred kicks in the head and face. Death probably occurs by brain haemorrhage, head injuries and excruciating facial pain? Ye’

Ye' punch-to-death maneuver

Commentary/Result: Very much like the kicking in of the face/head. More hands on approach. Expect bloody knuckles.

Ye’ old trusty elbow-till-death-occurs phenomenon

Commentary/Result: Much less messy on the hands. Less painful for the attacker/assassin.

Ye’ ever-reliable poison

Commentary/Result: Very old school but effective.

Ye’ horizontal slash

Commentary/Result: Soundeffects optional *kheet* *snikt* *skhopt*

Ye’ vertical slash

Commentary/Result: Fancier than the horizontal slash. Required more precision, accuracy and a steady hand. More force as you go through the skill, meninges, brain, frontal bone, nose, occipital bone, pharynx/larynx, tongue, neck, possible the top of the spinal cord, maxilla, mandible, you could pass through teeth...

Ye’ old broken-bottle-stabbing method 

Commentary/Result: This probably would happen if he would hit on Ms. Pacman and Pacman would be in the same bar, be really drunk and would ofcourse, have a bottle handy.

Ye’ burst 

Commentary/Result: You should have thought of this simple, fun & piercing suggestion before.

Ye’ TNT !!!

Commentary/Result: This picture was probably taken moments before his insides became the outsides. And the room he was in.

Ye’ dynamite-shoved-ears-&-death-by-pain-bleeding-anticipation-&-fear

Commentary/Result: Now we're talkin. This is definitely the more creative/psychotic/torture-ridden pleasing way to send him off. Multiple factors ensue.

Ye’ old nightstick (lathi-charge)

Commentary/Result: This is ofcourse the multi-ethnic baton/night-stick/lathi-charge method... Seen it happen. Not fun for recipient. More coz' with every hit you squirm and bend towards hit side and thereby present/expose the other side for another full on hit. And so on...

Ye’ old hanging the poor feller

Commentary/Result: Classic.

Ye’ snake-squeeze

Commentary/Result: Bone crushingly good and effective. Factors of strangulation, pulverization and collapsing lungs all play in topped with sticky slimy fear & clouded judgement.

Ye’ bee bite ! (plenty)

Commentary/Reuslt: It'd have to be repeated bites. And some very angry bees.

Ye’ vampire bite

Commentary/Result: This was done in 2000 so its very NOT gay twilight/vampire-diaries/wannabe-pop-fascination of vampires oriented. This is pure Bram Stoker stuff.

Ye’ boot pelting

Commentary/Result: Preferably construction shoes, snow shoes, diggers etc. Stilettos may work too.

Ye’ old repeated-baseball-in-face

Commentary/Result: Inherintly pleasing, the baseball bat swing and crack is always a good way to go. Good excercise as well.

Ye’ hammering the head with 9 inch nails  

Commentary/Result: Again, 2000, so not at all SAW-esque in nature. Or any other gory flick that I haven't seen. Probably inspired/will inspire them. Wait for this is SAW VII.

 

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